- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to control dodos

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to have all the powers written in here

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

The ability to part...hair.

The superpower of having no superpower.

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

Pointless Super Powers