The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!