The power to see air

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the power to get in the van

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to go into a coma

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!