The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!