The power to watch tv

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to control sloths

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!