the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to see through air

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to grow one wing

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!