The ability to levitate birds

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!