The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!