The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!