The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose this power.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!