A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to be called justin bieber

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!