The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to think salmon.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the ability to post here

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!