the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat ass.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to not exist.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to have no powers

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!