The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to predict the present

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to see through windows

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!