The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to smell poop

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to be called justin bieber

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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to make asians smart

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!