A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to not exist.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to like this power

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to plank

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to control sloths

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!