The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

the power to have a dick in the box

to make asians smart

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to bleed on command

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

the power to be wrong

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!