The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to think salmon.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to part...hair.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to to think less

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!