Power to develop diseases.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to think salmon.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Nihat Do?an

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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to make asians smart

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!