The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!