The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have no powers

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Power to develop diseases.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be stupid

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!