The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!