the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to breathe

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the ability to become black.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to be powerless

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Ladder hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!