- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to breathe

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to grow one wing

The power to blink slightly less often.

solar powered night-vision

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

Pointless Super Powers