The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the ability to become black.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!