- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to speak braille

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to communicate with dandelions.

the power to shit bricks

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to have no power.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to turn gold into lead.

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

the ability to die without any control

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Tits for a guy.

Being a freemason

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

Pointless Super Powers