The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to hate nature

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!