To call me maybe

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the ability to die without any control

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!