The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to come second in any race

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to close your nose

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to turn food into shit.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!