The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!