- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow one wing

The power to blink slightly less often.

solar powered night-vision

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

Pointless Super Powers