the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be powerless

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Ladder hands.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to speak braille

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the ability to die without any control

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Being a freemason

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!