The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!