The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to fall up.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!