The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to get blood clots

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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To pee standing up.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!