- Pointless Super Powers

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

The ability to not talk.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to waste time reading this.

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The power to turn wine into water

The power to smell poo...

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to slip on anything.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to write a country song

The power to turn gold into lead.

The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!