The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to speak braille

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!