- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when you fart

The ability to not talk.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to waste time reading this.

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to see through thin air

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to repel women.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The power to become helpless at will.

Pointless Super Powers