The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to write a country song

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create shit

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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penis

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!