The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The ability to clean

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!