The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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penis

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Meatvision.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!