The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to create shit

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to see through air.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to smell colors.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!