the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to fall up.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the ability to die without any control

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the present

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to be yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!