The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to live.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!