The power to die at will

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to not talk.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!