The power to go suicide

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!