The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!