The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Taekwondo

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to not see ads

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!