The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!