The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to give your wife rights

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power to eat through your but

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!