the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!