The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Tits for a guy.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!