The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to go suicide

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power of not knowing

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!